super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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