Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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