Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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