God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
its not stalking. its research.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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