I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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