they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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