windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's always time for handjobs
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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