Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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