too bad you live with your parents still
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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