i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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