She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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