I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I'm really busy with my period
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