yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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