Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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