Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I need you to use more vowels.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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