Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
