is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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