WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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