I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just high enough for therapy.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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