Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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