fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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