Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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