hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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