Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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