Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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