The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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