Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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