I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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