lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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