ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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