I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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