your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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