i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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