People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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