Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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