Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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