Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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