literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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