I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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