I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
two words...techno handjob
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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