ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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