I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
handjob tips. give me some.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
