Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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