I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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