I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Well I just put wine in my tea
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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