FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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