Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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