Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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