i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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