Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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