He told me they were just razor bumps!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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