WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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