Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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