So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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