doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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